By Vickie Byard, CVT, VTS (Dentistry)
AKA: VB Dent
On the first day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
A plastic cup filled with pee
On the second day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the third day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the fourth day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the sixth day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
6 Foreign bodies
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the seventh day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
7 Swans with frostbite
6 Foreign bodies
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the eighth day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
8 Bitches dribbling
7 Swans with frostbite
6 Foreign bodies
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
9 Husbands cursing
8 Bitches dribbling
7 Swans with frostbite
6 Foreign bodies
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the tenth day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
10 Checks a bouncing
9 Husbands cursing
8 Bitches dribbling
7 Swans with frostbite
6 Foreign bodies
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
11 Breeds a breeding
10 Checks a bouncing
9 Husbands cursing
8 Bitches dribbling
7 Swans with frostbite
6 Foreign bodies
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
On the first day of Christmas
my vet sent to me:
12 Nerve blocks numbing
11 Breeds a breeding
10 Checks a bouncing
9 Husbands cursing
8 Bitches dribbling
7 Swans with frostbite
6 Foreign bodies
5 Enemas
4 Techie nerds
3 Duty weekends
2 Turtles egg bound
and a plastic cup filled with pee
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